my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
OH GOD, THAT’S BRILLIANT XD
Imagine you hearing a knock on your door at 2 AM, You open the door and it’s your icon with a few of your friends and a few of their friends. They ask if they can come in and you let them in. They explain how they are starting a gang where they plan on playing harmless pranks on people they don’t like, and want to know if you will lead their gang.
Did you really just wake me up for this
Go home, guys, you’re drunk.
this better fucking be an april fool
click on the source im crying
hey at least they’ll know I have excellent taste in men and am a power vers.
I’m OFF Tumblr the minute BEFORE this happens!!! Fuck Facebook.
This would shut down the Internet!!!
Ahahaha. Oh my. That’s a long way to go for an April Fool’s joke.